When a horendous looking girl asks u for your number. You give her Mike Jones number instead. 281 330 0084
Person 1. Did that bitch from the club ever call u back?
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
Person 2. Nah dude, i Jones That Bitch
Person 1. Nice
by DankDefintions February 21, 2011
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by Bubby boi November 5, 2019
Get the nola jones mug.An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!
Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 2, 2010
Get the Jones's Surprise mug.-Basically being a bit of a sloth or someone who does the bare minimum.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
-chooses to spend his/her days sitting around playing computer games with his/her little gunt hanging out.
-can also be someone with a button nose with a fuzzy teddy bear appearance.
- A JIMBO JONES: "I dont want to drive you down the shops, all I want to do is sit and play COD and eat the finest of meals fit for a king".
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
- SOMEONE WHOS NOT LAZY: "oh thats our jimbo!"
by MoyBoi January 28, 2010
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Get the Wyatt Jones mug.A competition where two people insult each other continously; the first person to back down, hesitate etc is the loser.
The usual insults revolve around physical flaws (look at yaw teeth, dey so yellow i don' needa put a light on at night) and clothing (yo, man, what make yaw sneakers?)
Thought to have started in Washington D.C. but there are variations all over the world, a particularly famous concentration being among young black people in London.
The usual insults revolve around physical flaws (look at yaw teeth, dey so yellow i don' needa put a light on at night) and clothing (yo, man, what make yaw sneakers?)
Thought to have started in Washington D.C. but there are variations all over the world, a particularly famous concentration being among young black people in London.
geeky schoolkid who wants to appear "with it": come on, man, there's a jone fest behind the gym building!
all geeky schoolkids who want to appear "with it" race around to the gym building, where a black stain has already gathered.
all geeky schoolkids who want to appear "with it" race around to the gym building, where a black stain has already gathered.
by burning string September 5, 2005
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