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Titty Horse

A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.

Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.

Etc etc
“Oh don’t mind My coworker over there.. a Titty Horse doing his thing, ya know? all good!”
by pseudonympho March 1, 2022
mugGet the Titty Horsemug.

Strawberry titties

When a women goes tanning and gets burnt, having her boobs red like strawberries.
Omg Becky went tanning and burnt her tits look at them strawberry titties!
by Dosbaekiez May 14, 2015
mugGet the Strawberry tittiesmug.

titty smell

That special brand of odor that you can smell in your bra after you've been out all day tap dancin' for the man.
Question: Why are you sniffing your bra?

Answer: Checking to see if its got titty smell.
by metal_tac0_1977 July 18, 2016
mugGet the titty smellmug.

litty titty

when things are so lit u make a sexual comment
Joe: This party it litty
Quinn: Yeah litty titty
by ACM15 May 26, 2020
mugGet the litty tittymug.

Titty Trap

n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.
John fell into the titty trap last night and was not seen again for hours
by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011
mugGet the Titty Trapmug.

titty graze

When you're at work or anywhere really and a chick grazes/bumps or brushes her boobs accidentally past your arm back or shoulder. Can occur frequently if they have massive tits and are'nt careful.
Dude 1: "Mate, I love working with her, she give the best titty grazes".
Dude 2: "I know right! They're fucken huge!"
by minge007 November 23, 2011
mugGet the titty grazemug.

titty crumbs

It is the small crumbs from food that fall between a BIG titty girl boobs that get stuck between her titties to find later.

A problem BIG titty girls have when they eat crackers, chips, bread, etc. anything that makes crumbs.
My wife was eating crackers earlier and when I grabbed her titty I found some titty crumbs.
by rcohn3 July 4, 2009
mugGet the titty crumbsmug.

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