When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
by Mr. Peezy June 24, 2009
Get the Goon bitchmug. Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.
"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"
"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
by JOMLAS September 18, 2010
Get the Goon Tunezmug. A person who cares about his future and knowledge and also well-being; but will spazz out if need be.
by The Basedlord February 1, 2015
Get the good goonmug. Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 7, 2011
Get the goon wankmug. by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019
Get the Goon nightmug. by Nighthawk69420blazeit December 1, 2021
Get the Prune Goonmug. by LardKing April 7, 2015
Get the Goon Gapmug.