Skip to main content

Goon bitch

When doing drugs there will always be that person who lays down where ever they are and won't do shit. This person is a goonbitch. Goonbitches usually care only about themselves and make no effort to hide it. Most will try to take advantage of you in some way or cause you trouble in an activity.
Goon bitch: "Yo you think you could spot me for that green we just smoked?"
Friend: "Man I've spotted your ass like 50 times you goon bitch."
by Mr. Peezy June 24, 2009
mugGet the Goon bitchmug.

Goon Tunez

Straight up hip-hop or R&B or Rap. with the heavy bass and the lyrics that don't make sense, but the beat is catchy and therefore all the Goons listen to it.
"damn dude! did you hear what those black guys were listening to?"

"yeah man! straight up Goon Tunez".
by JOMLAS September 18, 2010
mugGet the Goon Tunezmug.

good goon

A person who cares about his future and knowledge and also well-being; but will spazz out if need be.
Yo my mans A.R. A good goon, going to college and shit
by The Basedlord February 1, 2015
mugGet the good goonmug.

goon wank

A bloody wanker of course! Who also has goon-like qualities. See goonler, goonition, and goondued.
Greg: Wow this wanker has got to be up to something odd... He always pwns life, gets the ladies, and gets all the gym rats wanting to touch his privates.

Henry: Sir, thats a goon wank for ya!
by Goondued November 7, 2011
mugGet the goon wankmug.

Goon night

by Obama Bin Stalin March 13, 2019
mugGet the Goon nightmug.

Prune Goon

A man who likes getting laid by older women.
Man, that guy Benjamin is a real prune goon. How old was that lady?
by Nighthawk69420blazeit December 1, 2021
mugGet the Prune Goonmug.

Goon Gap

A significant space between the teeth of a typically overweight redneck/country hick
Pete: "Look at the big ol' fuckin' goon gap on jim eh bud"

Jim: "Dicker' off Pete"
by LardKing April 7, 2015
mugGet the Goon Gapmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email