Pig in a blanket

When someone wraps themselves in a blanket and fills it with farts.

I feel like Gavin is huffing his farts right now. He’s doing the pig in a blanket.

by CheesyToes36 July 14, 2020

huck the blankets

stealing the blankets from your partner

"OH no, you've hucked my blankets~!"
"FUCK YOU BLANKET HUCKER!"
"Don't huck the blankets"

by blanket hucker February 13, 2010

Brown blanket

A brown blanket is when someone defecates on ones body and the feces is wrapped on the person forming a blanket. If done with diarrhea this is know as a Wet blanket

Son sometimes in life you have to get creative in bed last night after I ate that chipotle I gave your mom a wet blanket and she’s never slept better. I get it now can I give sis a brown blanket tonight. Why yes you can son after all we live in Mississippi.

by PussySlayerxxx69 October 7, 2021

Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep

Girl...u got that blanket pussy!

by bich-chan April 15, 2021

Smashed the Blanket

Intercourse, ie. The "smashing" of both parties blankets (pubes) together.

Person 1: Dude, Did you see how many times Schwendimann smashed the blanket last night?
Person 2: No, how many?
Person 1: None

by Glazier_Status September 28, 2015

Miggs in a Blanket

Taylor Ham (pork roll) and peanut butter on a kaiser roll.

That fat f*** ordered ham and peanut butter for breakfast, he calls it Miggs in a Blanket.

by anonymous August 17, 2021

Blanket Window

A window that is covered by a blanket

Take off the blanket window, its dark in here.

by TheRandomWordMan May 25, 2021