cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

Cancerous Cat

A cancerous cat is a cat who had sex with a human too many times that it got genital cancer.

My fucking cat is cancerous because it fucked my cousin 5 times. Damn I have a cancerous cat.

by Fidget spinner licker April 10, 2019

Richard Cancer

Richard Cancer, is contractible only by people named Richard and it can occur in the little finger, scrotum, rectum or Weenus. It is treatable only by guzzling a gallon of Goat Semen each day.

"Oh Boy, my friend Dick has gotten Richard Cancer on his Weenus"

by Bammie Wham May 15, 2016

Cancerous ads

A way of saying hentai without anyone know what the fuck you mean

I saw Jeremy watching hent- oh hi Jeremy! We were just talking about... cancerous ads!

by Throningzebra34 January 10, 2020

phone cancer

The slow death of a phone. Symptoms include freezes, loss of battery life, and broken buttons. Affects older iPhones.

"Hey, why aren't you using your iphone?"
"I can't. The phone cancer took it away from me.

by RugbyGuy78746 December 9, 2010

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

Cancer Clap

The act performed when "packing" a pack of cigarettes. Typically the smoker will utilize the thumb and forefinger of the dominant hand, pinching the pack of cigarettes with the top of the pack facing down. The pack is then smacked against the palm of the opposite hand.

Joe, "Don't you think those smokes are dead?"
Man, "I'm clapping for cancer."
Joe, "ah. The good 'old Cancer Clap."

by SgtMaj July 2, 2012