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michigan cup nut

During sexual intercourse; the male locates a red solo cup shoves it up his significant others ass then jacks off into the shit stained cup. He finds pleasure in this action by dumping the shitty cum filled cup into the others vagina, or cockhole if it is gay sex.
I gave Patricia Ricketts the Michigan Cup Nut after she ate at my families table.
by realnigga16 August 16, 2017
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Left King-Nut

The left nut(OF A KING ONLY!!!!). Dangles from the pubis as an essential part of the genitalia. Typically larger and hanging lower than the right nut. The dominant testicle.
Billy: Those niggers can suck on my left King-nut, they can't fuck with me.

Allen: Your majesty.. I-....
by Gag on my poop nut October 17, 2019
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Bus a nut day

Friday is the official day of nut busting. Due to the fact that Friday is tuna sub day at subway, and tuna sub is bus a nut backwards. This officially makes every Friday a day for ladies and gents to celebrate and bus some nuts!
Friend one: yo I’m hungry, what are we gonna eat.
Friend 2: it’s bus a nut day so let’s hit up subway and then we’ll go to the brothel and penetrate many girls with our penises
by Jfaulken June 6, 2018
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Slicks the Nut Hairs

To piss one off. A statement of anger or disgust.
They cancelled the band’s show tonight. They really slicks the nut hairs.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
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Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.
Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!
by MamaDucket February 26, 2009
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Mid-nut clarity

When either a male or female (mostly male) experiences the effects of post-nut clarity either during the self pleasing session or during the orgasm.
I just experienced mid-nut clarity. Shit hit me like a brick.
by Inga68969 December 21, 2021
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no worries, numb nuts

Dwayne: Oh, you got me a new Torana! Cheers big ears!
Cheryl: No worries, numb nuts.
by Sam Whitehead March 17, 2008
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