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Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.
“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”
by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019
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Drinking Shit

The massive bowel movement you get the morning after a night of moderate to heavy drinking.
Andy woke up with a hangover from the night before and immediately had to take a giant drinking shit.
by Hoju123 November 21, 2009
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Frodo Shit

A Frodo shit is one that destroys the ring
After eating nothing but pork and lard, my ring was destroyed by a Frodo shit
by signorpudgio November 22, 2011
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Shit Platter

A meal commonly eaten by young men who live alone or with a male flatmate.

The "Platter" mainly consists of Birdseye and Bernard Matthews chicken/turkey products such as Chicken Dippers, Golden Drummers, Mini Kievs, Chicken Chargrills and the like.

The "Platter" is usually served with a side garnish of Onion Rings, Breaded Mushrooms and of course, chips/fries of your choice.
Alright Cornelius, I've had a proper shit day at work, what you having for dinner?

Just a couple of Golden Drummers, Chicken Dippers and Curly Fries, maybe a couple of other bits of delicious frozen meat covered in golden breadcrumbs.

Fuck me!! A you having a Shit Platter!!! Do us one as well please Geez!
by CaptainRyeboto March 4, 2009
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shit talker

a lowlife who gossips behind other's backs, most likely ugly as fuck, and weak as hell. the funny shit about these pussies is that you can talk shit in their faces and they wont do shit.
I fucked that bitch up last week for being a little shit talker!!
by TKM213 February 20, 2011
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shit shredding

When someone needs to take a shit and instead of shitting he continously farts his shit. Very common during a long road trip.
During our long drive to the beach Martha kept shit shredding instead of asking to stop at a restroom.
by Pistilos July 9, 2010
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shitting distance

Being with in a close enough range to home to be able to quickly return to take a dump.
by GatSmith January 31, 2014
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