cunt rocket

Slang for Tampon.

Cher is on the rag again. I saw her at the drug store buying some cunt rockets so she don't bleed on everything.

by whispering rain January 10, 2014

cunt card

A bar napkin or any other flat object that can be written on with the words "cunt" or "cunt card" written on it. The object is then given to or placed in front of the person who did not take their shot when group shots were poured. The cunt card remains with the non drinker until he or she catches up to the group.

Brian did not take the last shot we all took together. That is why the cunt card is in front of him.

Last time we gave Brian the cunt card because he didn't take his shot. He put the cunt card in his mouth, took his shot, and washed it down with his beer, then gave us all cunt cards for not keeping up with him.

by little b the t-REX January 6, 2012

Cunt Shield

Term for an older insecure boyfriend to protect his younger girlfriend from interested boys, otherwise known as a cunt shield

he's a right cunt shield

by kp13 August 20, 2009

Cunt Flag

When someone is being a massive cunt and you signal to your mate by flapping your arms

Here mate, that guy was a pure cunt so I gave my mate the Cunt Flag *waves arms in the air*

by Beany138 July 4, 2016

cunt nip

someone who attracts cunts

Ben is cunt nip

by dover1990 November 19, 2013

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Cunt Swatter

The female version of a "Cock Blocker" They keep other females from getting ass.

Jesus Christ! That girl is such a cunt swatter, I was just about to come when she walked in!

by Rae Kogan June 8, 2009