Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024

Joe Jacob

A little boy who plays fortnite and calls every single living thing the N-word. Loves hentai, but will try to deny it for odd reasons. Also worships xxxtentacion like a god because he can relate to him. Like every other kid.

Guy 1: Bruh my grandma died last night. I’m so sad.
Guy2: Get Rekt nerd *does the Take the L dance*
Guy: wow you’re such a Joe Jacob

by Adrian 666 January 3, 2019

Joe

It’s a joe eat joe world out there, Joe’s love engulf other Joe’s.

Joe: off to go eat some Joe’s

by Spoopygreg November 15, 2020

Oklahoma Joe

Throwing a newborn baby into a river and letting the fucker go where he may

"Jenny gave her nephew the ol' Oklahoma Joe last year"

by Ollieverrr November 23, 2020

Joe

To go early into class

ohh that guy joe!

dont be a joe bro!

by just_zhillin February 21, 2018

Joe mama

"Joe Mama" a parody of A common joke made between elementary age kids, "(yo mama) is so fat"

Hey, do you know who joe is?
No?
Joe Mama!

by xojin July 5, 2021

Super Joe

Someone in the Army that the other branches look up to. Usually, credited for saving them in the heat of combat.

Staff Sgt.: "watch out for somone from that Army unit that is supposed to break out to deliver supplies and MREs"
Lance Corporal: "yea I see him running this way that's Super Joe"

by Anonymous3381 July 31, 2017