Dark Days

A period(pun absolutely intended) of puberty where a male teen would feel horny as shit and masturbate several times a day. It will only become Dark Days if the addiction left the body before adulthood. So adult perverts by definition never had a Dark Day because they never left it.

My Dark Days started because some anime comic artist just decided to make their creations too "cute" which absolutely burns my 13 year old brain like diesel and turned me into a pervert. Luckily I have left my Dark Days by considering just how degenerative that is and I have started a new life where peace and happiness last longer than a masturbation session.

by Geese Couch Taming November 9, 2021

zero-day

A day with no sleep

Tristan: Naru you look terrible!
Naru: I know, I had a zero-day.
Nik: Welcome to my world. Want some of my moonshine? Anyone got shoeglu?
Naru: Go away homeless man

by snootsnoot July 23, 2016

Catfish Days

CFD. The official festival of Wilmington, IL. Usually the last weekend in July. While there's stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. At Catfish Days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free pass to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.

Stranger: Hey, what's with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
Jimmy Hunt: It's Catfish Days you dumb idiot. Go Wildcats!!
Stranger: O wow I've heard about this! Get me a beer ASAP!
Jimmy Hunt: Catfish Daaaaaayz!

by WIL-MO July 23, 2016

Green day

Some pussy emo mother fuckers

Green days are some emos

by 32312dsa April 24, 2021

Valentine's Day

1. A day to get gifts from your bae

BUT MORE OFTEN...

2. A torturous day where you get to watch couples cuddle and you're just that person sitting on a bench trying not to throw up.

Today is Valentine's Day :(.

by itscassieeeeeee February 12, 2018

Green day

An awesome band mostly known for their songs "American Idiot" "21 Guns" and "Good Riddance (Time of Your Life"

Have you listened to Green Day's new song yet?

by WhateverHappens_Happens May 22, 2016

Cred day

Extra day or days taken off work after a sickie to add credibility to the reasons given to the man

"I guess he's really ill this time then?"
"Nah, he's just taking a cred day"

by Travelling Uncle Bob June 2, 2009