Shitting An Axe

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

shitting tears

a silly goofy way to describe how hard you're laughing at something, mostly used over text

person 1: *sends meme*
person 2: LMAOAOAO IM SHITTING TEARS
person 1: BWAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!??!

by isorib July 17, 2022

stand for shit

Something will not matter if such an occasion should arise

we will force them to the hot gates where their numbers will stand for shit

by Benjamin Lax July 27, 2008

shit sauna

When you shit and then hop in the shower, and end up bathing in your steamy shit smell

I had to shit so bad before my shower, I made a shit sauna.

by Geoffthebrotherhoodandmarsha November 12, 2013

feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

by First.Last June 2, 2010

demonic shit

Opposite of holy shit.

Scared Dude: HOLY SHIT!!!

Satanists: That's DEMONIC shit, you douche bag.

by badworddefiner March 17, 2009

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008