Doing yoga with the lights off

(verbal phrase) - having sex, particularly with a flexible partner.

Boss - So what'd you do last night?
Worker - I was hanging out with my girlfriend.
B - Were you doing yoga with the lights off?
W - I don't feel comfortable talking about that with you at work.
B - Why not?
W - Cause you're my boss.
B - C'mon. We're friends.
W - No we're not. We never hang out outside of work.
B - Fine, tell me if you were doing yoga with the lights off with your girlfriend last night or i'll fire you.
W - What!? You're seriously playing that card right now?
B - I'm seriously playing that card right now.
W - <ugh> Fine...yes, we did yoga with the lights off.
B - Nice...wanna draw it?

by Noro Machine August 11, 2010

original character do not steal

An oc that is usually made by a child in a cringy fandom. This character is usually a recolour or incredibly similar to an already existing character in said fandom

My little sister made a character the other day, and it's totally an original character do not steal.

by Twostie January 2, 2018

Do it if you're bad

When your teammate dies on Fortnite and wants you to back out for them

Donny1: "How you dying already? Should i back out?"
Donny2: "Do it if you're bad"

by RyRyHinode June 7, 2018

do the fortnite nig

nigger

im 6 do the fortnite nig i like younger people

by FreezyBOI** June 19, 2021

do dad on the mowmow

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.

"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"

by the evil midget July 22, 2009

obsessed with doing here on

im blue dababdebabdbebebd

obsessed with doing here on

by Stupid Af July 23, 2021

Do it for Benton County

When you do something retarded representing the best county in Tennessee.

person a: Drink this bleach.
Person b: i'm not gonna do that shit!
person a: do it for benton county.
Person b: HELL YEAH!

by 'Merica, hell yeah December 15, 2010