MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.
by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017
Get the band aids don't fix bullet holesmug. A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes
"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"
"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."
by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009
Get the I don't even know what hole to put my dick inmug. The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day
“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”
by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022
Get the National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole daymug. Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!
A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.
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by Thlayli February 22, 2003
Get the Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!mug. A "dress (or un-dress) rehearsal" for sex. Practicing with a friend or experienced individual before your first real deal. Can be said while simultaneously making "putting" motion, i.e., as if before starting a game of mini-golf.
"I talked with her the other day, and she's totally willing to be your practice hole if you're interested."
by diiiiicky laf. January 11, 2009
Get the Practice Holemug. A large orifice in the earth where a person can sing tudeish songs through their ass. Usually behind high schools.
"Dude, Sammy went to the tude hole yesterday and hasn't come back yet... She must be unleashing some major attitude...
by Sipaul January 7, 2012
Get the tude holemug. by Applesngoats April 21, 2018
Get the Hamilton holemug.