Brown Helmet

What you need when your head is too far up your ass.

My brother needs to get a brown helmet to hit on chicks.

by Dani January 14, 2004

lemon brown

someone who looks like little bear but has real big muscles (mainly from steroid use).

Gary: hey dude lets invite the new kid to the party.

Frank: nah, I heard he's a lemon brown.

by don t rap April 15, 2009

The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.

My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

by Paul (_))lllllllllD- - - - May 5, 2005

Burgaling the Brown Bagel

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.

I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

the michael brown effect

When a six foot five inch tall hulk of a man in a spitting rage, smashing through the window of a car to assault its occupants is reduced to an underfed, four foot tall teenager .. just being friendly.

Wow, that murdering fruitcake just got the Michael Brown effect. He must have an amazing lawyer!

by Blitzkreep December 13, 2014

brown your looms

To shit in your pants. References the color of fecal matter and Fruit Of The Loom underwear.

He thought he was going to let out a little fart but he ended up browning his looms! He had to stop what he was doing, go straight home and wash all that horror out of his pants. Treacherous!

(variation of "brown your looms")

by exitflagger April 30, 2008

Brown m&m

A small demand in a detailed contract that creates an easily testable adherence and understanding of the details.

David Lee Roth inserted a concert contract stipulation about having a bowl of m&ms back stage, with no brown m&ms, to see how careful the stage managers would handle the electrical aspects of stage show.

by davezawislak January 5, 2010