Ant Job

A job in which the work to profit ratio is about 1:50

Jeff's got a real ant job - he gets paid shitloads of money for sitting in his house, browsing the internet a few hours a week and finding a few hits his bosses are interested in.

by Narz August 7, 2010

30 second microwave job

A blowjob so good it’s completed in 30 seconds.... or it can make ice cream melt. In a microwave for 30seconds

That boy just got a 30 second microwave job

by Rodeogirl777 March 1, 2018

job lag

When you start a lot of tasks at work, and get back home without finishing them and can't stop thinking of their outcomes. It is like a thoughts paralysis preventing you engaging in personal commitments.

Lag being the delay of acknowledgment of the task.

I forewent the sport training because of job lag.

by modhek May 25, 2021

guy job

just another way to say guy, but with more emotion

Look at that guy job over there

by lagik May 22, 2024

Pacific Rim Job

When two very large people orally pleasure one or the others anus in an aggressive way that is destructive to the environment around them due to their sheer size.

Dude 1: Did you hear that big Bill and Bertha totally fucked? I heard he gave her a rim job.
Dude 2: With their size, it was probably more like a pacific rim job!

by Oops_There_It_Is May 28, 2018

Schwing Job

Stimulating the anus whilst getting off.

Yo girl,that schwing job last night was hella tight.

by Notrex Hanemann March 25, 2009

Rhyl-Job

When your fart box is getting tongue punched while listening to the sweet tunes of finnlay k such as cherry or remedy. A portmanteau of the Welsh town of Rhyl and Rim-Job

She had the tongue of a welsh dragon when she dived down for that rhyl-job last night. You could hear my moans from Llanelli to Bangor

by Couple of bhunas July 7, 2025