Cultured as Fuck

This is a common expression for when one out cultures someone and enlightens them as to how the world works.
See ex.

Mollie: "Wow I had no idea that was how it worked!"
Alek: "What can I say, I'm cultured as fuck!"

by Alejandro1414 December 29, 2011

fuck-abuser

a person who adds any word with "fuck" because they know it will be added to urban dictionary.

a person who uses the word fuck as a compound word with a totally irrelevent word. (ex. fuck-dog)

John is a fuck-abuser, he added another 6 fuck words.
Dave is a fuck abuser, he uses fuck with every other word.

by Nick_o December 18, 2005

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

numb-fuck

When a couple is having sex and all of a sudden the man loses his errection.

Dave: Shit, NO! Not again. I losing my errection.

Sandy: SHIT, Dave you're such a numb-fuck.

by R_Courtlandt January 12, 2009

Fuck Puppy

The concept that many couples seem to have defining a role of a person that will join their sexual relationship much like an innocent and helpless puppy would. Also, any person filling such a role.

Can you believe that she is willing to be their Fuck Puppy?!?! I mean they don't even let her hang out with her friends anymore. I think it's really sad, I wish she would maintain better boundaries for herself!

by BonezTheGoon February 6, 2013

gossip-fuck

To talk to many people about someone in a manner that makes it seem as though you would enjoy boning said someone for many hours on end.

HornyGurl: bob is calling my mom and sarahs mom right now
HornyGurl: to say happy mothers day
HornyGurl: lmao
HornyGurl: i love that kid
SomeGuy: ...wow, gossip-fuck him more why don't you

by Jordo PB May 11, 2008

Fuck Worthy

A person who is borderline attractive or ugly, yet is considered to good enough to have sex with.
A person who is backward and shy but one suspects that
there is an underlying, untapped, hidden wild nature in waiting.

After enough beers, by 3am most of the chicks left start to look fuck worthy.
Wendy in our office seem shy and reserved, but I bet she is a fuck worthy maniac in bed.

by badwsky October 3, 2009