The organ that grows, primarily from 1-6 inches in length, on women every week. It is crucial that women cut off the penis every week, otherwise fatal infection will occur.
by ksmittyy June 23, 2020
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Ryan: Dude I got so high yesterday I did a penis highway maneuver.
Aidan: Dude the bitches must love you wicked dude.
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by Penis Burglar February 14, 2014
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Get the PENIS NIGGER mug.the act of nutting and pissing in a condom, thus giving it the colour of a piña colada, and giving it to the girl.
by notlands July 13, 2020
Get the Penis Colada mug.Kierzz: come on abby babes give a man some head you know
Abby: ok get it out
Kierzz: there you go baby
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Kierzz: idk I think i got a std
Abby: get your one inch and that scabby penis away from me
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Kierzz: there you go baby
Abby: wtf is that first its really small and second why do you have lots of scabs on your dick
Kierzz: idk I think i got a std
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by Bluesky4567 June 25, 2017
Get the Scabby penis mug.A female whom has lost her teeth and this must wear a denture. When she removes the denture to preform oral sex is a penis farmer. Also she might smile, proudly, with no teeth and begin whaling like a banshee, this is the penis farmers mating call.
by Lexiloner23 February 9, 2017
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by Shitty Internet October 18, 2016
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