cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.

"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"

by The Nameless Man March 13, 2009

cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

by real metal people February 26, 2011

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015

jack the biscuit

When a group of men stand in a circle jerking off on a biscuit or cookie. The last one to cum on the biscuit has to eat it.

I'm sick of playing Trivial Pursuit, let's go jack the biscuit.

by turbodropshop25 August 6, 2010

jack mode

When you're so angery that you could be considered a possible homocide offender.
Comes from the saying: Jack's got the key to the gun case. Wanna see?

I was in Jack mode when Daniel's project got a higher grade than mine.

by darth_eowyn September 27, 2006

cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box

That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.

by cafiend March 27, 2008

union jack

In England, evidence that England continues to consider itself the ruler of, rather than a member of a union with, Scotland and the North of Ireland, never mind Wales (which is not represented at all). In Scotland, evidence of the failure of Scotland to assert itself in the face of persistent insult (the English St. George Cross is superimposed on the Scottish St. Andrews Cross). In the Republic of Ireland, toilet paper, given the insistence of the English on not changing the flag after 1922 to reflect the fact that Ireland threw the English out.

"The Union Jack shows that England would still like to conquer the world"

by an craobhin aobhinn December 26, 2008