Macadamian Nut Pudding

When you force your boyfriend to come into a cup, about halfway, mix it with alot of sugar, and serve it to your friends, and call it Macadamian Nut Pudding...taste great by the way...

The other day my friend threw up his Macadamian Nut Pudding.

by Miss November April 19, 2009

Phantom Nut Syndrome

Sensation that an amputated or otherwise missing testicle is still attached to the scrotum

For many years after that voracious squirrel chewed his left testicle off, Matt frequently had to check into the ER because of his phantom nut syndrome

by Hungry Squirrel January 20, 2009

Pre-Game Nut

the act of cumming before an event in order to mentally and physically prepare and/or relax yourself for aforementioned event.

Examples of events can vary from: prom, graduation, a party, asking a girl/guy out, a football game, etc.

"Hey man are you nervous about giving that speech?"
"Nah, I had a pre-game nut and I feel ready for anything"

by Swag_Boi_Toni August 15, 2017

The RedWood Nut Hole

Inserting ones male genitals into da female vaginal area until the genitals are no longer visible and have sank into the vagina (including testicles)

Man, she let me bust the redwood nut hole

by Waffle sex in a gingers mouth June 6, 2015

nagasaki nut buster

while wearing a flight jacket, on an airplane, a japanese woman proceeds to scissor kick a man in the balls while he ejaculates on her face

Dude, totally got tossed off the plane after that girl gave me a nagasaki nut buster.

I'm on the no fly list after Yoshi gave me a Nagasaki nut buster

by nagasakinutbuster October 20, 2010

Wants my nuts

1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.

1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"

by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009

Post-Nut Dementia

The inability to remember what porn or R18 content you busted to for the next 1-4 hours.

oh no, the post-nut dementia is setting in

by ReproductiveRod June 4, 2022