Cheese n’ pickle

When your nut sack and your penis smush together, looking like a cheese and pickle sandwich.

Oh god my genitals have cheese n’ pickled

by Felicitylovescheesenpickles December 9, 2021

summer ass cheese

when it's 100 degrees out and you weigh 230 pounds and you go to the 7/11 to buy an extra-large fountain soda and by the time you get home there's an ocean of sweat between your ass cheeks going all up into no-man's land and you try to wipe it off with your shirt but realize it's too much so you grab some paper towels and wipe it away. then you smell the paper towels because for some strange reason you like the smell of your own ass.

Those pheromones you think you're attracted to are probably summer ass cheese.

by summer_ass_cheese July 23, 2022

Dick cheese pizza

When seven guys all put their extremely cheesy cocks on some dough and sauce

Damn I could really go for a nice dick cheese pizza right now ughh zaddy

by Yvng pizza October 10, 2020

Cream cheese bagal

The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.

Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal

by Chocolate cappacino June 11, 2018

Mummy Dick Cheese

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

Cherry Cheese Cake

1)A rich tart with biscuit base, filled with a mixture of cream cheese, cream, sugar, and often sultanas. Occasionally accompanied by a novelty fruit topping, the elusive cherry.

2)A pre-meditated sex method in which the male strikes his female companion in the nose, and proceeds to ejaculate on her forehead. Gravity tends to cause said semen to descend down the females facial region, creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake.

"I heard you punched your girl in the face last night"
"It was for a good reason, young squire, for I then ejaculated on her face creating the notorious illusion of a cherry cheese cake"
"understood"

by Joel McCabe November 26, 2006

Cottage Body Cheese

Cellulite that covers the entire body.

Looking at you is like looking at a spoiled vat of cottage cheese, causing you to have Cottage Body Cheese Syndrome.

by Capitan Kirk January 23, 2007