Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019

pop your car

To put a banana or some other object into the muffler of a car so that the car makes a loud boom noise as it ejects the object from the muffler. Causes no harm to the car, but hilariously fun.

Friend 1: You better watch out, I'm gonna pop your car.
Friend 2: Bitch, I will kill you.

by Finyon February 17, 2013

Trust Your Monks

(1)The action of being able to secure yourself from another person's insult.

(2)Command Form: Implying that you have played a joke on your friend, or if your friend has failed miserably and you want to expose his/her failur.

(1) After leaving the classroom, Lancaster realized that he left his backpack unwatched,

thus realizing that he can't trust his monks.

(2) Everybody told Dillon, "Trust Your Monks" because he could not beat beat Bloons 15 on the computar.

by MonkMaster123 May 21, 2009

Clubbing your clam

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"

by Um aranha do barriga March 14, 2013

Bless Your Bones

Bless your bones is a phrase where you want to bless someone right down to the core of your bones.

Daisy : "I feel really sick!"
Charlotte: "Aw, bless your bones."

by Skeleton Fred January 21, 2017

Bob's your monkey

An alternate version of the classic expression bob's your uncle.

who's your uncle?
i don't know but "Bob's your monkey"

by Dirk Diggler You Got The Touch May 3, 2011

Lost Your Ringtone

To tell someone, specifically a significant other: "You Lost Your Ringtone" is a serious sign the relationship is over. A special ringtone is only reserved for those near and dear. It is the ultimate end of the relationship. On the upside, you can give the former ringtone to your new boo. One persons loss, another's gain.

Nitai: I have bad news. You lost your ringtone. Sorry.

by Funny Moms May 31, 2018