john

He is so damn sexy with a huge ass cock. He is tall, has dark brown hair, brown/green eyes. All the girls want him.

John Has A HUGE cock.

by leethalwilson April 12, 2019

indian johns

Indian Johns is an American media franchise based on the adventures of Dr. Henry Walton "Indian" Johns, Jr., a fictional professor of archaeology, that began in 1981 with the film Indian Johns : Traitors of the tossed bark

Holy shit it’s Indian Johns

by GucciLambchops December 6, 2021

John day

Having a easy day at work pretending to do stuff, but really not doing any productive for work

Looks like he is a john day today

by Lunchtime27 June 9, 2017

John

A lame excuse, typically one given for a poor performance at something. Popular in the Super Smash Bros. community.

If we ever do get to go head-to-head, please...no Johns!

by TheLobsterCopter5000 December 18, 2023

John

John a man with a super small penis and can't please his wife in bed so he had to buy a sex doll

Damn he got a small dick John

by Beth691236 November 11, 2019

John F. Kennedy

a guy who couldent handle the fortnite lobbies and placest #69 then switched to mincraft.

bro imagine being a John F. Kennedy.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023

John Carlson

a pretty cool dude

he is john carlson

by beaaver August 19, 2025