Connors penis

Connors penis is extremely extravagant and distinguished. From birth it wore a hat that was soon surgically removed. Connors penis is cut and has therefore suffered the consequences of a loss in length. Connors penis measures 1 inch soft and 3.5 inches fully erect. If you ever meet a Connor, remember that his dick is very petite and you probably should not fuck him as he doesn’t know how to perform in the bedroom.

Connors penis

Lex: “hey have you heard about Connors penis?”

Ventresca: “hey I heard it’s super tiny!”

by The fbi May 30, 2022

PENIS IAN

HAs small PEniS

Penis Ian= small penis

by That'sYourMOm November 20, 2019

Adam's Penis

A massive elephant trunk that feeds off of gargantours mommy milkers. This thing is a third legs, It is so big that it is literally bigger than his other legs and this man has to balance on it. He attracts ever female into bed with him so they can use his massive Penis as a body pillow.

Adam's Penis is all girls favorite thing in the world.

by Adam's Penis November 19, 2021

penis blocking

when you girlfriend is constantly on chat with you, while you are at a party, in the hopes that you will be busy with her and not score with other women

Jude's girl is on chat with him and she is totally penis blocking him.

by Aprilstar November 9, 2014

Penis sharpener

Also known as a dildo maker, it is a pencil sharpener like device that can turn objects into the shape of a dildo, such as popsicles, vegetables or candles. It fuctions like a spiraliser to turn boring vegetables into exciting, appetising shapes

We need to order more penis sharpeners for the kitchen

by Scarfinger February 19, 2018

penis rupture

When your penis vibrate rapidly

I was having sex when i had a penis rupture

by Awesomegum May 13, 2017

Penis face

Someone with a large and somewhat penis shaped like nose.

Did you see him?
Who?
Penis face!

by Dathoe225 March 25, 2020