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fucked up like polio

To be in gross overconsumptioin of alcohol, drugs, or other mind altering substances to the point that one may require the use of crutches to walk.
I got really trashed last night, I was fucked up like polio.
by Cronnick January 27, 2004
mugGet the fucked up like poliomug.

Smells Like Broke In Here

1. lacking sufficient money to afford Airpods and considered less superior to a normal Airpod wearing person in society.

"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"

synonyms: poverty-stricken, impoverished, necessitous, beggarly, in penury, penurious, impecunious, indigent, needy, needful, in need/want, badly off, low-paid, in reduced circumstances, in straitened circumstances, destitute, hard up, short of money, on one's beam-ends, unable to make ends meet, underprivileged, deprived, penniless, without a sou, as poor as a church mouse, moneyless;

1) A term used to promote the sale of lowcost Airpod style headphones at the popular website (www.SmellsLikeBrokeInHere.com)

"I just bought my new headphones at the SmellsLikeBrokeInHere website"

"Mom it smells like broke in here"

Normally followed by statements such as:

"they don't fall out"
"I can't hear you"
"I don't speak broke"
"aiodmiaomahahahhhhsad *inaudible jibber"
"Are those headphones wired? Ha... Smells Like Broke In Here"
by SmellsLikeBrokeInHere January 27, 2019
mugGet the Smells Like Broke In Heremug.

posted like a mail box

1.hanging out in one place for an extended amount of time
2.Just left a place that you were at for an extremely long time period.
Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted over here at the races like a mail box";

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: " posted like a mail box at the races."

Brandon: "Paul where you at?
Paul: "just got done getting my oil change, it took for ever i felt like i was posted like a mail box."
by Indian Brandon July 8, 2011
mugGet the posted like a mail boxmug.

i like ginger tea

Definition 1: When ginger people... meet tea... and they like it.
Definition 2: When two ginger people and two less ginger people (but ginger at heart) form a truly awesome band and weave the intracate threads of music.
Definition 3: Lesbian who spends all her time on chat room sites.
Ginger person: Wow this tea is good.
Tea: Thanks.
Ginger person: Do you know something? I like ginger tea!
Tea: Riiiiight.

Fat person: Wow this music is cool it must be i like ginger tea.

God: I like ginger tea made music which inspired me to make the world. Amen to them
by Jesusismyhomie....yeah January 31, 2010
mugGet the i like ginger teamug.

What are you, like 7?

A rhetorical phrase used to denounce childish fools
A. Look at my new Hot Wheels car !@

B. You still play with those?

A. Yeah.. they're awesome!

B. What are you, like 7?
by dylanis7 June 19, 2010
mugGet the What are you, like 7?mug.

like shit through a goose

When someone answers a question very quickly, whether it's correct or not. Sometimes a snarky rejoinder.

Geese have a rapid digestive system so anything they eat passes through them very quickly. Indicates quickness, speed in a sarcastic way.
Elaine : Did you hear how quickly Nick came up with an excuse to the boss for being late?

Bob: Yeah, it's like shit through a goose.
by BobbyD September 12, 2016
mugGet the like shit through a goosemug.

down like a clown's frown!

Denotes a keenness or willingness to participate, in reference to a suggestion. It is generally said with contextually embellished excitement, and emphasis on the rhyming factor of the phrase.

This phrase draws its origins from the Pierrot, or 'sad clown'.
by mbryo_ January 24, 2011
mugGet the down like a clown's frown!mug.

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