Jacking Off

here is how you jack off, jk you sick fuck......

"Wanna start jacking off?" said Peter

by hmmmyeskindadoit March 11, 2020

snatch jack

When a friend, collegue or just fellow dude takes public credit for sleeping with a woman, that his friend, collegue or fellow dude actually slept with.

Bob is a snatch jack, can you believe he told everyone arond the water cooler that he slept with Liz from accounting, we all know it was Justin who slept with her.

by Swine Doctor April 26, 2011

jack-offery

an action that consists solely off perpetuating the grandiosity off the people involved.

The last Oscars was once again just one huge jack-offery.

by rorschachxp February 28, 2011

Pulling a Jack

The endless promises by a sex that states the importance of one another. After the hook up, one will completely drop the other, calling the other weird and or clingy just because they want to begin a new and or figure out past issues.

Jen: I thought they were doing well.

Eric: well it all ended because Zach started "pulling a Jack."

Jen: ew what a fucking dick hole...

by Youiswrong September 24, 2015

jack ronco

The most awesome person in the world

Jack Ronco is a fucking shit bag

by Tillerquat January 20, 2017

Jack-lated

The jive way of saying ejaculated. Often used by black men in their mid 50's recalling times of their wild east coast based sexual life before the onset of diabetes and gum disease.

Senile Jazz Performer: "Den I went an made love to uh, gibbin uh da good ol' Chicago lovin, when I done went and Jack-lated all ober huh"
Me: "What?"

by MississippiSwampMonster June 3, 2010

captain jack

A male who enjoys the company and sexual pleasure of another male, and also has a anual masturbation problem.

that sam over there is a captain jack.

by captain-planet! May 5, 2005