conveniently black

Fair-skinned African-Americans or ones who are mixed who try to pass for an ethnicity other than African-American when it benefits them socially or professionally, but then surround themselves with African-Americans to look down and fly, also to their advantage.

Yeah, I know Tyshawn. He's one of those brothers who only hangs with the brothers when no one is looking. He's conveniently black, he spends most of his time with the white kids and says he's Samoan.

by joecoolthefool November 5, 2015

Black resume

Evidence that one is not racist. The quality and presence of a black resume ( having relations with or to a black person). For instance if you have a black friend that is a lame black resume. But if your step daddy is black. And you grew up on ham hocks and black eyed peas, your half sister is black, you have a decent black resume.

If someone says you’re a racist. You can reply… “impossible, my dads black, I have a black resume.”

by dumpling765 July 2, 2022

Black Stasis

Black Stasis is when an African American individual has gone beyond their limits through training/anger/exceeding awesomeness/being rich. An individual undergoing Black Stasis yields a 60X increase in power with each level, there being 5 levels. Ose is the first to reach all 5. Anyone with enough power can undergo Black Stasis with sufficient emotional need (usually the pain of being called white or being roasted in general).

Call me white one more time and I'll Black Stasis and drop you fools

by Machomaney October 31, 2017

Black Roses

When you save half burnt weed for later

Bro, I just remembered I got a little jar of “Black Roses” saved for times like this...

by Gortops June 4, 2019

black stack

black stack is the instigator in the gang initiation which leads to white wallop and german hotplate they usually look for young white-boys to do their bidding especially ones they believe to be racist or anyone that flies an Alabama flag in their turf

that whiteboy insitgated being a hillybilly so black stack took care of it

by sanxity June 11, 2019

Rebecca Black

Rebecca Black is a 16 year old teen Singer/Musician known for her viral Youtube video 'Friday'.Ever since posting it she has received death threats and hate, now days when people here her NEW songs or covers they immediately think of 'Friday' and hate on it, Rebecca is a pretty talented girl who often gets referred to as 'the girl who sung the worst song ever' or something similar. Rebecca now continues to post Youtube videos on common tags, covers or other originals and other talks. most people considerate people hate her singing because she used auto-tune in her first video 'Friday.

Check out her 'draw my life' on youtube to find out more or understand this definition.

(I am not a hater but am referring to most people opinion)

Amy:remember that girl who sung that terrible song about the weekday?

Polly: yeah Rebecca Black.

by SmileyCheeseCake December 13, 2013

Black Irish

An Irishman who’s Irish from the waist up, and black from the waist down.

Ohh, I hear he’s black irish

by Bruh1000 August 14, 2019