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Joe is meek, reserved in many ways while boldly open and authentic in others. Joe is always up for adventure, deep conversation, transformational connection, and cookies. He’s brilliant in ways you can’t understand, but listen to him speak and ramble and you’ll be pulled close into an unexplainable and exhilarating orbit with him. Be prepared for the most delightful and delicious experiences of your life if you spend time with an incredible Joe. (Note: Not all Joe’s are like this. Most are average, hence the term “average Joe.” But the unicorns are out there, and they want to be ridden like the magical creature they are.)
That’s no average Joe. That Joe is a unicorn. Watch his magic unfold
by Livininavan79 November 21, 2022
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Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream
Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease
by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021
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Wriggly joe

The act of filling a condom with maggots and pleasuring yourself with it
I got so horny last night I had to make a wriggly joe
by Diggsmaggot October 25, 2020
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Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.
"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.
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joe fulla

by Joe Fulla September 5, 2021
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Joe Biten

So let me explain something here, a few years ago there was such an account as BigPutz41 back in 2022. That was kind of my account... So anyway I have lost that account, but on there there was such a definition of Joe BiTen. As many things have changed since then, here is a new definition, but I obviously recommend checking out the old one first. So not very many things will change here, but it will have a bit of a refresh.

So, Joe Biten is a nice president who bites a lot, although he may seem quite strange at first sight. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people have stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. Nobody talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard back in 2015. The only person who knows where he lives is Donald Trump, as they are quite close friends. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers production and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!

(Ya'll don't have to read this part but like this ain't copyright that was my original text I just changed up a few things)
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He might bite you, so don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions since there's not much of a difference between them and they have found something common between each other so they are now quite close friends. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
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Joe Martin

by Gay Mexican February 4, 2022
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