Cunt-spastic (adjective-noun), a person or persons (cunt-spastics) who ignored social distancing rules during the United Kingdom lockdown for the COVID-19 pandemic and routinely and knowingly broke the 2m rule for coming within 2metres of a person that is not a part of their household.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Not to be confused with the term spastic joey as this merely refers to a person who is broken.
Where particular emphasis needs to made simply adding the word fucking will work well, there are many adaptions for this and would work well in many regional dialects.
Our lass, look at those cunt-spastics standing outside that shop
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
Step away from my shopping trolley you cunt-spastic
No! I will not massage your genitals, I've never met you before you cunt-spastic
by DampDavy April 24, 2020
Get the cunt-spastic mug.Usually to a guy named Adam, they like to make dumb decisions! for example not playing football and staying in his hometown and not playing football!
1) picking sucking dick for a million dollars over doing a race for a million dollars that you know you can win! Or
2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?
3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
2) hey you know that cunt swabbler? oh yeah that guy adam who plays football right?
3) You fucking Cunt Swabble... wanna make some money the easy way or the "hard" way?
by Poseidonthepussywetta October 3, 2011
Get the Cunt Swabbler mug.A cunt face is a childish bitch who gets on your last motherfucking nerve, who doesn’t do anything when asked to, and annoys the shit out of everyone around them especially when you have a class with them.
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Get the Cunt roller mug.An ex whom you dated for rebound for a solid 8 days who claims he's "over you" but is still really salty with you about it all and is just a total cunt, even though he took advantage of you while also being in love with a girl who has no interest in him. Usually named jason.
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It’s like a cunt because you can fuck it, But it also has shit inside it
It’s like a cunt because you can fuck it, But it also has shit inside it
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