I-Man Syndrome

An ailment cause by the repeated return to the same shitty, overpriced bar because it's close by and no one can think of anywhere else to go. And there's probably a cover at Brennan's.

What the hell are we doing here? This shitty music is way too loud, old women keep stepping on my feet and I just paid $6.50 for a bottled Sam Adam's. Ugh, I think I'm coming down with I-Man Syndrome.

by JohnnyWaterbottle June 6, 2011

I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE

To have a jokingly suicidal thought

After that terrible date, I think I NEED A LIGHTHOUSE.

by KM December 9, 2016

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by I am pool April 19, 2021

I don't know if

A passive aggressive way to avoid actually asking a question directly.

Also: A passive aggressive technique to make an assertion, give direction, make a suggestion.

I don't know if you're going to take out the trash. It's in the garage.

I don't know if you like your shoes with that outfit.

I don't know if you wanted that chicken sauce on your shirt.

by OriginalDookie July 12, 2017

I want to be alone

When someone says this they don’t actually want to be alone, they want someone to be there for them and show the love and attention they deserves. Some people mistake this with a phrase that is for attention and manipulation.

Emma: I want to be alone
Jody: I’m not going to leave you alone, I’m going to be here for you

by Lowkeyyy. March 3, 2019

I can't get no

Satisfaction

I can't get no satisfaction, I can't get no satisfaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

by kHz33 May 27, 2021

I dont like it!

A general response to use when someone tells you about something negative.

I wanted to come over and play foosball but I had to stay home with my old lady. "response" I dont like it!

by Dick fitswell February 4, 2004