god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

god at all games

GOD TEIR at every video game ; cracked at the craft.

That guy is so good, he must be a god at all games.

by Megamoleys November 29, 2022

I speel god

it was created when "johnPlayz the best gamer pro really famous good" accidentally said "I speel god" instead of I spell good.

Hey Bro, I speel god, do you speel god?

by LegendBoattt September 1, 2022

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

God came on my jorts

When your day goes poorly in an unforeseen yet entirely unsurprising way.

“Yeah a bird just shat on me!”

“No way dude.”

“Yeah it’s like god came on my jorts!”

by Dionysus’ dick November 6, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."

by smj101 May 24, 2018