Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.

<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.

by bosstone75 January 7, 2011

shit frecks

while a friend is sleeping, pull down your pants and fart in his/her face also releasing a colony of fecal matter onto their face resembling freckles

dude johnny woke up with shit frecks

by seh naes April 13, 2009

shit in the fridge

A phrase used to describe a siuation where you'd rather do something else than that expected..

For example:

Hitchhike: "Hey Phillip, can you take me home?"

Phillip: Shit in the fridge mate

by Tzas July 22, 2017

familia shit

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.

What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.

by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009

mystery shit

When shit comes out your ass so fast you can't decide if it's liquid or solid.

I had a terrible mystery shit today

by Commander Epic June 19, 2011

aggressive shit

A shit that makes your asshole it's bitch.

I had the worse aggressive shit last night.

by Kitty Licker 666 January 20, 2014

shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013