demonic shit

Opposite of holy shit.

Scared Dude: HOLY SHIT!!!

Satanists: That's DEMONIC shit, you douche bag.

by badworddefiner March 17, 2009

shit lapped

when a person enters a bathroom stall, takes a crap and leaves the stall faster than someone who has been in another occupied stall and is still crapping.

Joe: Have you seen Terran?

Gren: I think he isn't feeling well. I went into the men's room and shit lapped him.

by highyieldjoe November 4, 2013

Grit shits

To take a completely dry, jagged feeling crap.

Ohh man, I think that banana I ate a few hours gave me the grit shits..

by PWMusic August 19, 2009

shit sprinkler

when you walk into a fast food bathroom, most often at Taco Hell, or other cheap Mexican food places, and the walls,floor and toilet are covered in diarrhea, it looks like someone with explosive diarrhea spun around really fast while shitting, hence a shit sprinkler sound would be like faaaaart-shit-shit-shit-shit-shit

Don't go in the stall in that bathroom, looks like someone set off a shit sprinkler in there

by fartposter December 19, 2013

diva shit

term that gay men use when they like something or about something that makes them feel more like a woman

see this here black mink that i am about to wear to this xmas charity event...thats diva shit...

by oni the kid January 20, 2009

Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.

I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.

by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009

Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.

<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.

by bosstone75 January 7, 2011