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Baby Robin

Trick: The very tip of the penis as exposed by one's hands. The revealing of the penis tip is to be done as if one has a baby robin in one's hands and is attempting to prevent it from flying away while showing it to another person.
Joe: Hey, Suzie, wanna see a baby robin? (holding imaginary robin in fully closed double fist on lap)
Suzie: Yeah! I love birdies!
Joe: See? (opening hands just enough to reveal tip of penis that has been poked through his discreetly unzipped jeans).
Suzie: AAAaaaaahhhh!!!!
by Jonny Habenero October 16, 2008
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baby bud

un matured marijuana. not allowed to mature. will still get u high, but will take more of it.
Dude u got a lotta herb but its all baby bud
by Kristophonopolis January 3, 2004
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Dribble Baby

An unplanned Child and the greatest insult you can throw at ones adversary.
Example 1:

Guy 1: Your mom only had you for the food stamps.

Guy 2: Oh yeah? well your a dribble baby.

Example 2:

Girl 1: I pity George... Rumor has it he was a Dribble baby.

Girl 2: Yeah its so sad, he never knew his father.
by Celsius XIII August 2, 2011
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Gerber baby

Someone who has never done anything before.
They have never smoked, nor drank

And never had sex
Dog 1:Yo she is gerber baby
Nice guy 1: oh that's cool I've been wanting to find a nice girl
by JackMeoff1 December 10, 2016
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A Baby Slime

An ancient weapon that was rumored to have caused the first apocalypse. Has unearthly offensive power

Turns out the first apocalypse was actually caused by this one. You can see why... Has unearthly offensive power
by IdioticGuy March 13, 2020
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Baby Chimosa

A tease, one who doesn't give
The Igloo for Eskimo Brothers
I really needed some brain, but that girl was a real Baby Chimosa
by Chimosa October 13, 2010
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Target Baby

Any number of small child which has wondered so far from his or her caretaker so that the child chances becoming the responsibility of whom ever else is shopping nearby. Since the name of the child is unknown and most likely the child isn't old enough to know their own name they become named after the store they were found in.

This may occur for several reasons:

1. The child is a space cadet (see def. of "space cadet")
2. The caretaker or parent is neglectful
3. The parent is a single parent
4. The child is a real crap head and hard to control
5. The child is child #10 of 15

Term and definition may also apply to other common department stores such as: "Walmart baby" "Walgreens baby" or "99 cents store baby."
Example 1
Customer: "Awww! He's soo cute! Who's his mother?"
Store Clerk: "I don't know... Just another Target baby."
Customer: "People just let their kids wander off like that?!"
Store Clerk: "Yeup. I get them all the time. I've had a whole multicultural family since I've been working here. Black baby, white baby, Mexican baby, Asian baby.. it don't matter."

Example 2
Guurrl: "Hey! Who dat?!"
Guy: "Idk somebody's baby y?"
Guurrl: "Well she iz Cute!

Guy: "Wonder where her muma is?"
Guurrl: "Hey y'all who baby is dis?! ... No one?! Aright!! Come hurr lil Target baby! You goin' home wit mee!
Child: "Muma!!!"
Guurrl: "Daz right! Muma! Muma luvs u!"
by The Stone Black Fox February 15, 2012
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