Am i adopted?

A question to your parents when feeling depression.

Tommyinit: Am i adopted?
His mom: Yeah
Tommyinit: oh.

by TheV2playsindictionary March 21, 2021

i am looking

the act of looking intently.

I am looking respectfully or disrespectfully

*shows me a photo of liam payne*
"I am looking"

by liampayne365 October 4, 2021

i hate potter

the mating call of Draco Malfoy towards the golden boy by the name of Harry Potter.

“God I hate Potter.,” Draco Malfoy said as he stared dead ass at Harry’s arse.

by cacti_sexual January 19, 2019

can i bun

Basically “can I fuck”

Can i bun?

by Twhehxtwhxiwus March 6, 2018

I Pulled an Ace!

After taking a dump; your first wipe of toilet paper is clean. It's literally like pulling an ace. No more cards from the dealer needed...

"My friend comes out of the bathroom, so i casually asked him, 'did you pull an ace?'. He smiled and said yes!' proudly. 'I pulled an Ace!'"

by Ace of heart June 17, 2013

Online I-Spy

The game of I Spy - but played over MSN, Skype or other instant messaging services. It requires more creativity, imagination, and knowledge of the other player(s) than traditional I Spy. The guesser may request clues if they need help.

"Wanna play Online I-Spy"
"Sure thing!"
"I spy something beginning with...J"
"Jeans" -- "No"
"Juice" -- "No"
"Jumper" -- "Yessssssss! :D"

by Jamee999 May 23, 2009

i have covid

I'm gonna fucking die

Hey! I have Covid! I'm gonna fucking die

by Le Human October 20, 2020