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three cheese alfredo

One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.

Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.

Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.

Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?

Guy 3: ... Hey!
by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010
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You took the cheese

This refers to a philosophy or a product that 'sucked' you into blind worship of it or the principle of it. Not necessarily evil or manipulative, but nonetheless 'over captivating' to the point of losing objectivity and common sense.
"You took the cheese" when you bought that iPad. This is a good example: Apple (Computer) products continue to profit on a terrible worker and human rights record in China. The products are ridiculously expensive and over-licensed and restrictive. Another example is the EULA which is the most menacing on creative authoring.
by Tomminator February 20, 2012
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titty's n cheese

Seeing a girl with an average or less than average face, but amazing titties. Nothin special, like macaroni. But when you add cheese.......DAMN! "Whoooo Hoooo, I'd like to get me some titty's n cheese!
by Jdogg69 April 11, 2014
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Gabe Jim Cheese

A man who explores his homosexuality along with his love for metaphorical cheese. Consumes copious amounts of alcohol and has an unruly temper. Does not truly have a home but can be considered as a wondering fellow. Often times has terrible ideas. A typical name for one who has cankles. Normally terrible at video games, often coming in last place on racing games. Often stutters a lot. One who sucks on cheese, metaphorically that is.
I have a meeting later with my teacher, Dr. Gabe Jim, master of the cheese.

That guy is such a Gabe Jim Cheese. It's no wonder no one likes him.
by FriendsofTheCheese October 30, 2011
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Jumping Cheese Stick

The new slang term for a blonde person who jumps up and down way too much at football games, homecoming dances, etc,...

It also means "A stupid blonde person that jumps too much"
Girl 1: "Ben is such a jumping cheese stick, god!"

Girl 2: "eh ma gawd i know right?! I will never date a jumping cheese stick!"
by VSpell957 November 6, 2011
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Douche Pounder with Cheese

When you just cannot become anymore of a brown nosing loser, you'll need something extra. Douche's always have fans, someone aspiring to his/her level of douche, the cheese helps one remain a Douche Pounder!
"The Buzz is a complete Douche Pounder with Cheese!"
by Pee Pee Time September 14, 2009
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