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spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.
I've got some mean spray shits today.
by Stumanji July 15, 2011
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Shit Sticker

by TrueGaming June 12, 2016
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shit-cocks!

A pretty damn effective expletive that can be used in times of frustration, anger or in the middle of grammar class.
Oh shit-cocks! that asshole just cut me off.
by invincible_fang01 May 1, 2008
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shit-hive

Any place in the world which features an alarming ratio of scum to normal people. Much like a beehive, there are swarms of loud, shitty people.
Cambuslang and Banbury are both examples of shit-hives.
by Tiders-the-Halfy September 19, 2009
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Shit Blocker

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).
Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.
by goontym January 8, 2010
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emotional shit

Things that are sensitive and touching to the mind, but lack significance in reality, such as pitiful memories, obsession about people or things, or an episode in a drama or anime that focuses on someone's past.
There's some emotional shit in almost every episode of Naruto.
by tonyshawk July 29, 2014
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Shit Runt

Geezer who does not deliver my pills on time
Oi shit runt wheres my fucking E's???
by Shit Runt Kicker May 31, 2009
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