Penis Whistle

Any long instrument that you blow

Flute, Recorder, clarinet, piccolo... etc
Johnathan! You like playing your penis whistle.

by ignavus November 13, 2014

Penis Nest

The folded up wad of toilet paper that men wedge into the front of a portojohn seat to prevent their penis from touching the front, inside, nasty part.

Mike left his penis nest wedged in the seat!

by MolestMyCorpse October 18, 2018

Penis Spaghetti

Cum in long thin strands being ejaculated on to a plate of some sorts.

“Would you like a plate os penis spaghetti?”

by Scrooble dong likes MacDondles March 1, 2019

Penis crush

The willingness to commit to one male based on the fact that you know his member would please you till death do you part

I had such a huge penis crush on that Belgian dude. I would've married his horse cock in a heartbeat.

by Dixlvr27 August 31, 2013

vine penis

vine penis is a superhero

vine penis walks into his sister and dad having sex. vine penis calls the police and his dad goes to jail for pedophilia. and once again vine penis has saved the day!

by fishbloop2371 February 27, 2021

Penis Buddy

A male friend.

Michael is my penis buddy.

by Thunderheh November 22, 2017

penis rabies

What you get when you fuck a raccoon.

Joey Nigro totally has penis rabies from his raccoon girlfriend

by giogiodagiostar December 9, 2021