Shit in the crisper

This is when someone gets so drunk they think other household areas are the toilet

Dude #1 - "Why does the fridge smell like shit?"
Dude #2 - "Ohhhh man Dave was so wasted he shit in the crisper!"
Dude #1 - "Nasssssssty!"

by Kuk da Ruk August 20, 2009

spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.

I've got some mean spray shits today.

by Stumanji July 15, 2011

Shit Sticker

Another word for a gay guys,or faggot

hey are you a shit sticker

by TrueGaming June 12, 2016

shit sharpie

The marks left inside the toilet bowl following a particularly gruesome crap. It looks as if they were drawn on with a Sharpie.

Man, I just punished your bowl and left a huge shit sharpie.

by THDaddy March 18, 2008

shit frecks

while a friend is sleeping, pull down your pants and fart in his/her face also releasing a colony of fecal matter onto their face resembling freckles

dude johnny woke up with shit frecks

by seh naes April 13, 2009

Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.

“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”

by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019

feng shit

a total feng shui fail

This is feng shit!! We just spent $50,000 upgrading the "environment" of the office and I now face directly into the corner.

by First.Last June 2, 2010