smells like teen bacon

Another take on the popular Nirvana song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" Smells like teen bacon refers to an action, saying, or odour that only a fat or obese person would be associated with.

"Damn that kid ate 5 pieces of toast, does he ever smell like teen bacon!"

fat kid: "My favorite food is pork rinds"
me: "Smells like teen bacon!"

by Darnell Danger June 9, 2007

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I Like To Think So

The cool way of saying 'in my opinion'. It is often said after sharing pretty suspect opinions/bullshit. It can be abbreviated to 'ILTTS'

''aslong as they provide sexual favours women should be allowed the same rights as men...i like to think so''

'aslong as they provide sexual favours disabled people should be allowed the same rights as men...i like to think so''

''i hope my neighbour lets her children in the garden tonight so i can watch them play...i like to think so''

''i met a black person yesterday...i like to think so''

by MozeleyBaby September 11, 2012

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you look like a rabbit

A general sarcastic response, said by assholes.

Cashier: You want beer? I need to see ID.
Asshole: You look like a rabbit.

by chadm October 28, 2007

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Do You Like Me?

A narcissistic MySpace application for self-absorbed attention whores.

I met this woman and while doing my research I found she had a “Do You Like Me?” application on her digital ghetto space (MySpace). Needless to say she did not meet the underwriting qualifications for the investment in a relationship.

by Larry in underwriting December 20, 2009

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thick like a tuna can

Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).

I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.

by Plebescite September 3, 2003

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