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night cunts

nights cunts are people like Johnny Pearmain from east grinstead who at night hang around dark places and cut there pubic hair and stick it to the top of there are cracks so to the really drunk man it looks like a woman's brazilian strip. you will normally fined that a true night cunt will hang his arse out of a wast hight bush and wait for unaware drunk man who has been looking at fit birds all night to empty his load.
situation 1.

spencer pickstock say's to Rob 'Munxi' Monks "dude you smell like shit what the fuck"!

Rob 'Munxi' Monks replies "yeah man i was wasted last night and got done be the king of night cunts by that fucking Johnny Pearmain again!"

spencer. dude you got to stay away from them dark places they get you every time now go wash your cock
by spencer king of east grinstead January 17, 2012
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cunt piece

a word for a man who acts like a woman. he always bitches out and you can never trust him. they usually have terrible decision making skills and they have had a penis in or around their mouth.
that bitch made Ed is a f*%$ing cunt piece, and he sucks at quarterback!
by trojanballer22 February 25, 2009
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Retarded cunt

A leader of a country that makes poor decisions.
by Eddy sue April 27, 2020
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Cunt Breaker

Cunt Breaker (kuhnt brey-ker)

1. Negative ~ An annoying, selfish, or considerably bad person who in your estimation beats any previous person you considered to be the biggest cunt you had ever met.

2. Positive ~ A person who has had sex with many virgins within a short period of time.
1. Jack: "I've met some cunts in my time Bob, but you are a cunt breaker"

2. Darius: "Whoa Jerome, I cant believe how many college girls you hooked up with last weekend, you're a cunt breaker man!"
by Sonic Hydra February 10, 2010
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bunk cunt

An extremely foul smelling vagina or anytrhing truely foul smelling
that shit smells like bunkcunt. Or that bitch got some bunk cunt
by Edaurdo Jones October 13, 2007
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cunt stunt

1. when a male asks a female to prevent another female from advancing on him

-In party situations, first female will often dance with male

-Similar to a cock block, but instead prevents a female

-A male in this situation should only ask a close female friend to do this
Guy: Yo man this girl was creepin' on me hard last night at the club, but I was with some close friends and asked one of 'em if she could cunt stunt the creep.

Girl: Johnny asked me to cunt stunt for him so this grenade would stop trying to freak with him, but I told him we weren't close enough for that.
by giveherassanine January 3, 2011
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Hard Cunt

May be likened to Mad Cunt, used as a term of high praise for an individual that has achieved an impressive feat.
Cunt was humping the gimpy for 10 weeks, what a hard cunt.
by AJsomecunt December 5, 2012
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