John

John, he is one of a kind. He is very tiny and is an Asian that enjoys the taste of cats and dogs raining. He can be very shy and not talkative, but once you get to know him he can be the best person ever! He also enjoys hacking in any type of game he plays. But you'll still love him for who he is.

He must be a john!

by Tiny Asian thing January 18, 2020

john mackenroe

Best used when you are upset with your partner. You are doing your girl missionary, you pull out and lean back in a full service stance. With a loud grunt of effort overhand spike your load into her face. Then with John energy yell at her "you're a disgrace!" Then storn out of the room mumbling to yourself "40 love".

I was mad at my girlfriend last night. Totally subjected her to a John mackenroe. Made me feel much better.

by DaveKendrick December 24, 2023

John

John is a beautiful, charming, sexy guy. He is so faithful to the girl he loves. He plays wrestling and trading and has the muscles of a god! He has the cutest smile and hottest voice. John has a 10-inch dick, and girls LOVE IT! Johns usually go good with Sonia’s. John and Sonia love to make out. They have some really hot sex too! Sonia And John were on top of each other making out on the first date! They love each other’s bodies and walk around naked with each other. They touch each other and shower together. John has the hottest muscle and dick. A John naked is literally gold! John is a hot guy who makes out and has sex with Sonia.

Did you see John by the hospital yesterday? He was so hot he made everyone burn

by AshtonLullabybee August 24, 2021

John Macy

Street Term for someone who files false police reports

"The Only thing worse then a snitch

is a John Macy."
- The Masta Chief

by The #1 Pundit October 16, 2020

John

A very known boy's name. Meaning of JOHN is God is Gracious

My son's name is John

by JOHN'S GALAXY January 11, 2021

slim john

when a woman uses a slim jim for a dildo

woman: i love to slim john i was slimjohning all night

by klosapagous July 27, 2010

The John Doe

The John Doe also knows as Johnathan Doesive was the boy that lost to Luisangel Tapia in chess to the Jeck-Mate. The John Doe made a life changing bet with Luisangel Tapia, the bet stated that if The John Doe won Luisangel Tapia would grant The John Doe three wishes, but if Luisangel Tapia won The John Doe would become Luisangel Tapia's minion for his entire life with the ability to duplicate The John Doe one billion times per epoch. The John Doe lost the chess match and became Luisangel's Minion.

"The John Doe is such a little baby bitch"
"For real though, how he gonna lose to Luisangel Tapia in chess"

by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022