Tim, God of Time

A deity that holds control over the flow of time, and all things relating to aforementioned flow. Tim is also a god of harassment, as he tends to use his godly power for evil, torturing people by speeding and slowing time. He may even stop time all together if he's feeling extra evil.

Employer: "Why are you late? This interview was planned months ahead of time!"
Applicant: "I'm so sorry, I had a run in with Tim, God of Time and he made me miss my bus."

by TimeGodTim March 12, 2016

super long time

A Super long time is longer than a long time and a really long time but shorter than a extremely long time. This super long time must be long but not long enough to be a extremely long time.

I didn't have friends for a super long time

by Mrcheeseheads123 January 5, 2017

bed time bitch

When someone is extremely tired and needs to go to bed.

Pete yawned. "Bed time bitch," I said.

by natemev November 26, 2016

part-time playa

a boy that is trying to be faithful but then back slides by not resisting temptation hence making them a "part time playa"

i thought you said you wouldnt do this to me again so what are you some kind of part time playa now?

by gina sinclair December 18, 2003

speed bump times

hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!

trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!

all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!

first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

Time-Clock Trio

Sex Game: need MFF (male, female, female)

The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out

IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head

Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)

by kMsuI January 22, 2008

It's Big O Time

usually consisting of hot no talking sex - first or last name not needed

t-boy called last night - hell yeah It's Big O Time!!!!!

by aodi August 30, 2007