Cake Candy

A cute colorful butt plug in a white girl

She had some real sweet Cake Candy on

by AlphaWolfBdsm May 28, 2024

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Karma Cake

1. The universal causal law by which good or bad actions will be revisited upon you.

2. You ingest what you put out into the world. Good or bad.

3. Cake ingested by the soul based on the actions take in life.

Marie's wishes well to those who take the time to help others. To those being dicks...she wishes they choke on karma cake.

by DarthJulio November 24, 2021

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frosted cake

When the penetrator ejaculates on his/partners bum and then spreads it all over like frosting.

Let's make a frosted cake

by Frostyyyy February 6, 2018

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Cake-daddy

A man who got that cake, a nice round ass.

Look at the ass on that cake-daddy over there. Mmmm, make you wanna slap your brother!

by Diane B. March 18, 2022

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Wonky fruit cake

An ugly gay person

"I swear that man is some wonky fruit cake"

by MartyMortyMelvin May 23, 2024

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stir the cake batter

The male equivalent of “stir the paint”.
(Open relationship exclusive) When your man returns from a gay hookup after getting absolutely decimated in his prostate, he asks for you to “clean it out” and finish the job for him.
Pegging or inserting your tinky winky into his laa-laa is recommended here.
(Optional) Yell loudly “Housekeeping!” when clearing his anus of bodily fluids for further experience in this exciting journey.
You can inquire to your partner to (consensually) put their “cake batter” in the oven. You can suck it out directly with a garden hose and put it in a pan (pansexual) and cook it for 69 minutes. Voila. Free crotch fruit.

“How was work, honey?”
“Not good. I’m gonna need you to stir the cake batter.”

by cheesebiscuitsandwine September 23, 2024

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