zombie cunt

the female reproductive organ of a zombie, a person who disrepects you by by being mindless of yourself, a dead pussy brought back to life, absolute filth

Fuck off zombie cunt!! Her sex life came back to life like she had a zombie cunt.

by AW & IIIM40 November 1, 2008

cunt parking

When the local shopping centre carpark is absolutely packed you and cut in front of someone who was waiting with their indicator on for a spot longer than you.

It's to busy at Christmas, I'm always cunt parking people.

That dude totally cunt parked me, I was indicating that spot was mine for 5 fucking minutes!!!!

by Sizzlord December 27, 2007

cunt waggler

A person that freaks out about sooo many things there is only one deffiniton for them CUNT WAGGLER.

Don't be such a CUNT WAGGLER!

by Billy, Dakotah, Davis, Corey July 27, 2006

cunt bag

Y O U!

you, my friend, are a cunt bag.

by poooh teee tang October 1, 2009

cotton cunt

A dry snatch

Some chick that gets so stoned that her cotton-mouth extends to her cunt. This is observed during an attempt at sex that wasn't meant to be.

by Teh Benjuturtle April 19, 2003

cunt pie

A delightful pastry based dish, filled with cunt.
An offensive term to describe a real tosser.

Can I offer you some steamy cunt pie?

Stop being a cunt pie!

by DavieK August 26, 2005

hot cunt

a male that is aragent normally refers to him self as a hot cunt. can also be a comment made about other blokes refering to another male that looks atractive. not used by gays but give s males a chance to judge the same sex.
un gay but these people are namally "gary's"

two mates are looking in the mirror "fuck im a hot cunt, why airnt we models?"

by haileybury May 28, 2008