God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you

Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.

by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021

Floss God

A fucking GOAT

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd

by Guapteament November 22, 2021

Girth God

Unimaginably enormous thickness in a persons (typically male) nether-regions. A God-given gift of endowment.
More wide than tall typically.

Everyone has been talking about how Matt is the Girth God.

by TRocky74 January 16, 2024

God

A man who is both Mufasa and Scar, two-faced

God: Surprised? Most of 'em are... I'm Mufasa AND I'm Scar...

by Justsomeguy05 July 18, 2022

Gay God

from an orthodox/superstitous perspective or for people who have faith in such entites.,its when the god u believe in is pretty visibly and irrationally biased towards the male population and prescribes indifference and injustice for the female population like denying them human rights. And as its god, u abide by their rules so he is then a gay god. Channelising his love for men in a twisted but cUteSy way <3

Any god can suddenly start having such characteristics if u suddenly find yourself following such guidelines for then u know your god prescribed them!

A_creature:- heard y'all were legalising marriage by 13 years for females?
Another_creature:- yeah man., <pun intended> gotta what we gotta do-!
hence, the gay god fever continues as earth years roll by.........>_<

by tv_girl August 5, 2025

god spreading

The ultra version of man spreading

Dude stop god spreading the car is already stuffed as it is.

by WarKami September 9, 2021

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018