by Jen July 29, 2004
Get the fuck muffin mug.An over populated species on earth. Rapidly increasing the growth of fast food restaurants world wide. So fat even there fat rolls have nicknames. One who could possibly remain a virgin for life. Specimin placed here to make normal people like you and I look better. People who are ashamed of admitting that the strong survive and the fat eat everything in Gods creation. One who can stare anirexia in the eye and then eat it.
by george jones November 16, 2006
Get the fat fuck mug.v. The act of, or performance of varied amounts of fore-play ranging from: tickling & flirting to all stages of base running in attempt to achieve intercourse with someone.
Jennifer was off playing "tickle fuck" with Justin and Erik, instead of hanging out with her friends that wanted to just hang out and go to the movies.
by Brandon Lowry October 30, 2007
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Get the fucks wit mug.love is the most amazing feeling ever.
But it hurts.
It hurts because the person you love doesn’t love you back.
It hurts because you were expecting to be happy after saying *i like you*
but you’re worse than before.
It hurts because you thought something and it happened the other way.
Now it hurts more when I say I LOVE YOU because I know you don’t feel it the same way.
And I’m doing this word in Urban Dictionary for you, hope you don’t realize that is me.
Is just wanna say that I love you and I’m sorry.
But it hurts.
It hurts because the person you love doesn’t love you back.
It hurts because you were expecting to be happy after saying *i like you*
but you’re worse than before.
It hurts because you thought something and it happened the other way.
Now it hurts more when I say I LOVE YOU because I know you don’t feel it the same way.
And I’m doing this word in Urban Dictionary for you, hope you don’t realize that is me.
Is just wanna say that I love you and I’m sorry.
This fucking love hurts.
But I can’t change your mind.
I just want you to be happy, don’t worry about me.
But I can’t change your mind.
I just want you to be happy, don’t worry about me.
by Sksksks hydroflask August 14, 2019
Get the Fucking love mug.The tense game played by couples who have been together long enough to feel true rage. You'd think that "fuck" would always be the chosen option, but sometimes bringing someone else to tears is more sastisfying than orgasm.
Stress is building, and you're pretty sure it's all down to your significant other. They are looking at you as if they want to see you disembowelled. From this point in, it's simple. You're either going to tear strips off each other and compete over who can shout the loudest, and who can dig up the most dirt to sling at the other- ie "Ruck", or you're going to lunge for each other and tear off each others clothes and shag like the world is about to end- ie "Fuck"
Ruck or Fuck, amigo. You decide.
Stress is building, and you're pretty sure it's all down to your significant other. They are looking at you as if they want to see you disembowelled. From this point in, it's simple. You're either going to tear strips off each other and compete over who can shout the loudest, and who can dig up the most dirt to sling at the other- ie "Ruck", or you're going to lunge for each other and tear off each others clothes and shag like the world is about to end- ie "Fuck"
Ruck or Fuck, amigo. You decide.
"He'd come home drunk, because he said I was doing his head in, and then he started yelling at me for giving him "evils" and speaking to me like I was a kid....it was ruck or fuck, mate"
"And? Which one was it?"
"Ruck!! There's no way I'm letting him speak to me like that!"
"Bad choice. I'd have chosen fuck.....always choose fuck!"
"And? Which one was it?"
"Ruck!! There's no way I'm letting him speak to me like that!"
"Bad choice. I'd have chosen fuck.....always choose fuck!"
by MagickDio April 2, 2010
Get the Ruck Or Fuck mug.Devious sexual practice where one man has intercourse with a woman, while another man has sex with the man that is having sex with the woman, thereby "fucking" the woman "by proxy." Definition can be extrapolated to any situation where one person uses another person to "fuck" somebody.
by El Mochilero May 27, 2008
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