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new year's eve

An excuse to go out and party all nite long and hit as many bitches as you can
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by Dontae January 2, 2004
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Happy New Year

A phrase a girl says when she wants to give someone head.
(Girl suddenly feels the urge to give someone a blowjob)
"Happy New Year!"
by crayman777 February 5, 2012
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Upstate New York

-The northern part of New York north of Albany and in the Hudson River area. Just saying now, Buffalo, Syracuse and Rochester are not upstate. They are in Central-Western New York.

-NOT WESTCHESTER, AND DEFINITELY NOT LONG ISLAND!
And just to clear this up, not all Upstaters are good-for-nothing hicks. Sure, some are, but everywhere has hicks and wierdos. The only reason that a lot of upstaters don't have jobs is because all the jobs left in the 50's, making New York (the state, idiot out-of-staters) the poorest state per capita.

-Upstate is not a crime-ridden slum as several cities, like Port Jervis have displayed to us. People here have manners and common sense.

-A LOT prettier than the city, which is more crime infested and poorer (per capita).
OK, this damn thing keeps erasing my example and telling me to say Upstate New York, even though I DID so now i just said it.
by *ITALIAN* June 21, 2010
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turn a new leaf

A noble metaphor in which the user proclaims, that once a bowl has been diminished of it's marijuana, a new, bud of cannabis shall be restored in said spoken instrument of goodies and taters.
Young squire, do thy bidding and turn a new leaf in my zong, if you will.
by THE FOUR BAKED POTATOES December 16, 2008
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New York Yankee

Sexual act wherein a girl is giving a guy a hand job while another guy throws bagels at her. Once the first male ejaculates, the girl must take a bagel, put the man's semen on it and eat it.
Yo, this girl gave me and my buddy a New York Yankee earlier!
by steve beekins November 21, 2006
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New orleans saints

Undeserving football 2009 super bowl champions team filled with a bunch of fucking assholes who think they are good, like Reggie Bush(when he was on the team).
They won a super bowl in 2009 because the league gave it to them. Yeah I can build up a shitty team to within my city and win a Super bowl if the league gives it to me. The league thought that because of hurricane Katrina, The New Orleans Saints should get a super bowl to help rebuild the city. even though those assholes still haven't done a damn thing to rebuild they're city. The saints are byfar the most hated team in America after they were given that superbowl. Anybody who watched the NFC championship game in 2009 knows damn well that that game was rigged.
John: The New Orleans Saints are complete assholes

bandwagon: NO THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TEAM CUZ THEY WON THE SUPERBOWL!

John: fuck off they suck.
by suckitasshole December 27, 2011
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New York Sub

a new york sub is when you spread the woman's pussy lips and take a big ol' steaming shit in her cunt... then you proceed to fuck it...
man, i had to wash my dick after i gave that girl a new york sub...
by SlutBucket September 25, 2006
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