sexual penis

its a penis of which has sex with a womens vagina, this is important to use because if you dont have a sexual penis then your penis is fucking broken.

do you have a sexual penis?

by gaboogabooga69420 February 28, 2021

Dog Penis

Kombucha

Aunty Hersha, why you drink dog penis??

by otterssuck2010 October 26, 2020

penis sports

Any activity involving the male penis. Typically as a competition of size, speed, or endurance.

Jeff and I had a hard Night of penis sports, dick jousting was one of the main events.

by 4r64 August 29, 2016

penis grab

when you violently grab someones penis/vagina

dude1. she ran away dude2. what did you do dude1. i penis grabed her dude2. like a boss? dude1. yeah

by SLIMY August 1, 2016

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022

E-penis

The attitude common in cranks and tech nerds who try to avoid being “sheeple” by creating unnecessary complexity. This includes attemps at “sticking it to the man” by avoiding elegant, well honed solutions. They have the relentless urge to muck around default settings to show how 1337 they are.
Good examples are installing pfsense instead buying an off the shelf router that’s simpler. Using the command line (for non repetetive tasks) even though the GUI takes the same time.

My start8 menu is conking out.
Yeah, no wonder. You should know better than to muck around with the default setup to show off your e-penis.

by gmoney2 February 18, 2019

pencil penis

A thin penis that girls hate

Why do you have a pencil penis

by Consternation June 18, 2017