Brown Snake Snorkler

When you are getting a blumpkin, you must not stop there. When you are about to blow pull your cock out of the girl's mouth immediately get behind her and ram it in her brown eye and shove her head in the toilet and just make her bob for those brown snakes. 1 you have to have shit in the toilet to so this it is a requirement, 2 do not be a stupid fuck and drowned the girl, 3 have fun.

Emily didn't like it when I made her a Brown Snake Snorkler.

by Hugo Sticky-tits August 11, 2010

downtown Charlie Brown

Originally the phrase mean a less than enthusiastic blowjob; you know, something that gets the job down but leaves all parties feeling dissatisfied. But in contemporary parlance it can signify a lazy or dispassionate attempt to accomplish a mission or assigned objective.

Original meaning:
After a John visits a mediocre prostitute: "I gave that bitch a 10 for that downtown charlie brown."
Contemporary meaning:
After a manager scolds his employees for idleness: "Man, y'all some downtown charlie brown-ass mothahfuckahs."

by TheNobleKings May 31, 2019

Dundalk brown out

When you're fucking a detoxing meth. addict in the ass and he/she shits explosive diarrhea all over your chest, stomach, balls, and cock.

I paid this junkie bitch for some back-door action and wound up getting a Dundalk brown out.

by jlid July 28, 2010

Ketanji Brown Jackson

to be nominated based on your skin color to the highest court in the land
ALSO:
noun (rarely used, only colloquially): an idiot

oof ketanji brown jackson is dumb af

by obamano April 7, 2022

Brown Onion Syndrome

The life-long remorse suffered when you turn down a guaranteed fuck with a random girl, just because she is the Brown Onion of her group of friends, and you worry what your friends will say.

God I wish I just nailed that pig in 1992 when I had the chance. I've got serious Brown Onion Syndrome now.

by Lord_Cunnington November 22, 2011

brown bag special

A female with a nice body and an ugly ass face.

Sonic: Not the only place with Brown Bag Speicals.

by TSMason May 12, 2003

Teary brown eye

Term used to describe the condition when water backsplashes right on one's butthole after his/her turd has hit the water of the toilet.

"That turd was so heavy, it gave me a teary brown eye."

by The Joe 82 July 2, 2006