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Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama

After the Cold War, joe biden got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Joe Biden's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was ice cream flavoured dildo.

He goes to IKEA and buys swedish meatballs.

~New Jersey~
He goes to Obama's state and shoves that flacid condom up his urethra. Obama dislikes it.

After the Cold War, obama got ass surgery to plump it up. But because of this, his asshole got infected because the doctors didn't have any clean tools because of the cold war. Obama's ass was so fucking big that it created an apartheid between his two cheeks. His favourite thing to feed his asshole was "fellow american" flavoured dildo.
WOW! Joe Biden's fat and bloody ass sloppin all over Obama was a fucking masterpiece!

I pissed bloody urine for the past 10 years and the doctors told me to fuck off.
by merdeur merdesse March 8, 2024
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Joe Mama

Over-used joke.
"Bro do you know Joe?"
"Whos joe?"
"JOE MAMA"
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Joe mama

Ben Dovers mom and Mike ox long sister
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Joe

A Joe is usually a kind caring and loving person even though he may not show it and if you are friends with him keep him close because if you let him go he may not be around when you need him. Joe is my best friend and I will always love him for who he is and nothing can change that. 💕💕
Friend , hi joe
Joe , hi are you ok you look bored let's do something about it
Friend , ummm ok
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Joe Hennessey

A big batty boy from trimdon who prances around like he has shat himself and been rammed up the arse. Most of the time he looks like he is falling down a hill and cant pronounce curry and for some reason pronounces it "KERRY". Dont stand within 3 ft of this person when they are talking otherwise you will get drenched in spit. Joe is also a MAMMYS BOY and cant do anything without his mammy and daddy to fuck his little arse the gay cunt
by Grnty January 30, 2024
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joe

A massive dick. Looks quite gay and acts like a chav. He'll probably rape you and leave you for a horse. He is a bit dumb but looks so shit you don't care.
Look at Joe. Hahahahahahahah
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Joe Kayes I s an absolute rodney
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